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Satan in an Oil Spill

Chris — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 20:33:10 +0000

Did he just throw something at the coast?

A List of Strange US Laws

Chris — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 16:44:11 +0000

Good evening officer:

Alabama: Its illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.
Alaska: Whispering in someones ear while hes moose hunting is prohibited.
Arkansas: Its illegal to mispronounce the name of the state of Arkansas.
California: You may not eat an orange in your bathtub.
Florida: If you tie an elephant to a parking meter, you must pay the same parking fee as you would for a vehicle.

Click here to read them all! Some really strange ones on this list.

We’re In Trouble: Ninja Bear.

Chris — Tue, 25 May 2010 17:07:39 +0000

Here’s a video of a bear in a Japanese zoo that would make Donatello ( the ninja turtle, not the artist- well, maybe the artist too) jealous. The creator of the video claims that the footage was just edited together and the speed has not been tampered with. Which could only mean one thing, Japan is secretly training animals as sleeper ninjas. 10 bucks says that it’s really a monkey wearing a bear suit.

Autotuned Wolves

Chris — Sat, 22 May 2010 13:59:47 +0000

Hey, pretty much anything that makes a noise on this planet can make music if you just run it through some auto tune!

It’s a Horse

Chris — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:38:40 +0000

Found a link online today regarding the infomercial that Carl is watching in Pixar’s latest film “UP”. I thought that the program he was watching was an Easter egg and as much as I tried listen to the words coming form his TV set in the scene I just couldn’t make it out. Well here it is:

Enjoy the weekend!

Move Over Sham-Wow, Paper Towels Are Coming Back

Chris — Fri, 29 May 2009 18:36:35 +0000

Before Vince showed us the mind-blowing power of Sham-Wow, us peasants had to use primitive tree shavings known as “paper towels” to clean up spills. Now that Vince has hooker-punched his way out of the spot light the paper towels are making their comeback.

Enjoy the weekend folks.

PWND

Chris — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:56:44 +0000

PWND, originally uploaded by chrisacuna.

Photo courtesy of Adrian. I believe those are his Doritos. This image says it all.

Slow for a month…

Chris — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 17:39:43 +0000

Is it wrong that I find the majority of these PSA’s hilarious?

1337 5p34k k?

Chris — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 19:14:44 +0000

I can understand how listening to gamers & internet junkies can seem like a foreign language. And even though I understand exactly what this guy is talking about let’s be clear that he’s talking about the game he’s playing. Obviously if you don’t play the game everything is going to sound strange to you. I mean, I’ve read the first page of Stephen Hawkins new paper & aside from the everyday words like “the” & “then” I really can’t make sense of anything. They make this guy look like a grade-A retard (not saying that he isn’t) just because he speaks the way other players in the game speak. At least his girl friend is kinda hot.

I actually like the fact that we can speak in code. It opens up a new door for analogies & descriptions when we need to be low key.

Jack Facts

Chris — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 20:29:08 +0000

Hey new season of 24 is almost here!

Does anyone still watch this ridiculous show? Personally, I’m still amazed that I was able to sit through last season. Maybe it was because I watch all the episodes back to back. If I have to sit through commercials and wait a week in between hours I wouldn’t make it through the first 30 minutes. Still, there may be some hope for this new season if they finally manage to kill Jack Bauer and end the suffering.

My prediction: There’s some sort of terrorist attack planned on Los Angeles and Jack has a day to stop it. You heard it here first!

BONUS:
Found some fun Jack Facts during my online trolling. Kinda like the Chuck Norris facts, but about Jack Bauer. Naturally.

There are two hands that can beat a royal flush. Jack Bauer’s right hand and Jack Bauer’s left hand.
When someone asked Jack Bauer if he was afraid of James Bond, he replied “What does ‘afraid’ mean?”
Most people would need months to recover from 20 months of Chinese interrogation. Jack Bauer needs a shower, a shave and a change of clothes.
It takes you 24 weeks just to watch what Jack Bauer does in a single day.
If Jack Bauer had been a Spartan the movie would have been called “1″.
Jack Bauer once showed up late for work. CTU adjusted their clocks accordingly.
If Jack Bauer gives you his word that you’ll get your deal, then he really means it. Unless you killed David Palmer. Then you’re fucked.
Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a “knock knock” joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down “Violence” as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves all his problems with Violence.
If everyone on “24″ followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″.
Professor Charles Xavier from X-Men once tried to read Jack Bauer’s mind. Now he’s sitting in a wheel chair.
If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.
Jack Bauer does not get taken prisoner. He puts himself in a disadvantageous position so as to make his next several killings more dramatic.
If a suspect mentions your name, while being interrogated by Jack Bauer, you have a 3.26% chance of surviving the next 3 hours.
…and on the seventh day Jack Bauer said, “I’ll take it from here.”